I'm feeling random...

I am feeling random today for some reason....

So I googled random quotes/jokes and I thought why not share them because...

Just remember!!

 

~ I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

- Unknown

~ When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

- unknown

- unknown

Me and you are friends...
you cry, i cry
you laugh, i laugh
you smile, i smile
you jump off a bridge...I'm gonna miss you!

- unknown


Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

- Unknown

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.

- Unknown

Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men?
MENtal illness....MENstrual cramps... MENtal breakdown... MENopause... GUYnocologist !

- Unknown


Now I feel like it's random picture/sign time! lol

 ^I am sorry but I don't agree...lol

Sorry about all this but this is me right now...lol